What do I do??
Have you ever had those awkward moments when you have no clue what to do, or those weird questions your too embarrassed to ask? Here are some answers to those embarrassing moments and questions?
-Your underwear rides up and you are in a room filled with peers?
Some people may think bending over to “pick up a pencil” is the right answer well they are WRONG! That just makes it worse. There is no right or wrong way but my solution is to yell “LOOK, WHAT’S THAT?” and as soon as they look away, pick that wedgie!
-Do I sit or squat?
Everyone knows bathroom stalls are super dirty and unsanitary. So what do you do? My suggestion is to squat. Think of how many butts have sat on that same toilet seat as you just that day! Can you say NASTY!?
-It’s a booger. Pick it or ignore it?
You are in a room full of friends, and you look over and see your crush walking your way! You feel a booger. Instantly you think “What do I do?” Well my suggestion is to sniff it up! QUICKLY!
-You’re sitting in class and the teacher is taking the longest time talking! You feel it coming on. It’s gas! What do you do?
This is a difficult one. I’d say hold it inside as long as you can! And if you just can’t hold it any longer then my suggestion is to go ahead and blame it on the person next to you!
-Your underwear rides up and you are in a room filled with peers?
Some people may think bending over to “pick up a pencil” is the right answer well they are WRONG! That just makes it worse. There is no right or wrong way but my solution is to yell “LOOK, WHAT’S THAT?” and as soon as they look away, pick that wedgie!
-Do I sit or squat?
Everyone knows bathroom stalls are super dirty and unsanitary. So what do you do? My suggestion is to squat. Think of how many butts have sat on that same toilet seat as you just that day! Can you say NASTY!?
-It’s a booger. Pick it or ignore it?
You are in a room full of friends, and you look over and see your crush walking your way! You feel a booger. Instantly you think “What do I do?” Well my suggestion is to sniff it up! QUICKLY!
-You’re sitting in class and the teacher is taking the longest time talking! You feel it coming on. It’s gas! What do you do?
This is a difficult one. I’d say hold it inside as long as you can! And if you just can’t hold it any longer then my suggestion is to go ahead and blame it on the person next to you!
Awkward Moments when...
-That awkward moment when you try to
explain a song but don’t want to sing it.
-That awkward moment when Edward and
Santa are watching you sleep at the same time.
-That awkward moment when you finish
painting your nails and you have a wedgie.
-That awkward moment when you realize that
your Mom and Santa Clause have the same wrapping
paper or the same signature.
-That awkward moment when you're talking to a grown up
man and then accidentally say "yes ma'am."
-That awkward moment when your friends make
plans right in front of you but fail to include you.
- That awkward moment when you're talking about this
really embarrassing person you saw, and then you come to
find out that it's that person family member.
~Angel Whaley
explain a song but don’t want to sing it.
-That awkward moment when Edward and
Santa are watching you sleep at the same time.
-That awkward moment when you finish
painting your nails and you have a wedgie.
-That awkward moment when you realize that
your Mom and Santa Clause have the same wrapping
paper or the same signature.
-That awkward moment when you're talking to a grown up
man and then accidentally say "yes ma'am."
-That awkward moment when your friends make
plans right in front of you but fail to include you.
- That awkward moment when you're talking about this
really embarrassing person you saw, and then you come to
find out that it's that person family member.
~Angel Whaley